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As we are geeting small by small into summer holidays planning, my girlfriend from morocco was anxious about buying a bikini, you know the trick that covers 5% of a female body and 120% of male brain, I was happy with the idea that I could get to the beach with a girl that doesn't use a jebba (full body coverage : the reverse engineering of a bikini) or some kind kind of full wearing, 'cause of shame, ...

Anyway we ride the bus 47 from 10 December station; direction : guess what ! Carrefour ! yes, I know I'm a high class man, with a real green girl ... In the bus she were already showing me the shamefull bikini catalog, so many half naked girls turned me into the best tomamtoe for your your next barbeque pasta, the bitch tricks were in discount, no I'm not gonna offer nothing I'm just here for assisting the princess getting some clothes, and that's all !

Once in Carrefour, the Bikini area was a kind of some 20 meters two pieces clothes all fitting any male instinct to see the below ...

>ME : so let's start, this one is ok ....
>HER : No I hate it !
>ME : and this one with the yellow sun flowers ..
>Her : No too classic !
...

At the end of the first time she have taken three ones and gone to the fitting room to try them, when I were sinking in a sea of sweat sp much ashamed while the all arounf were only super class ass nice girls and woman.

The first trial leaded us to a failure, no ! it's not ok, let's get back there and try again, we've done the Bikin reseach engineering again, Yes I am cool too cool and the gilrs around too, I am still stressed and happy in the same time it's like your are going to get a noble price from a serial killer handling a 20" knife.

The second trial with a dozen of bikins was laso vanished 'cause my girlfriend want the perfection, somthing out of order in my spirit, let's buy one bikin and get out of here ! Mother F**cker ! (That was my internal speech) my visible begahing was the small kind boy with the scouts smile.

So carefour didn't fit our dreams of sunny beach with a super cocktail in the hand and my girl in the other one, so let's see the shops around, ... Nada ! two hours of fitting failed to convince her that her breast is so wide (yes too wide) she complained about the shape, the colour, the origin, ... bla bla bla , the same thing that you see when going for shopping with a female, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm still keeping with me that smiling kid, the cat inside is stabbing my inside with its incredible claws ...

So, let's finish this speech 'cause I don't want to tell bad things about my girl, Morocco, Carrefour or someone else : after exaclty 3 hours of responsible partner she were convinced that no one of those piece of clothes could feat her, we have now to go as she's late as she turned into alice's watch holder rabbit, I've released a big "woooof", back to the bus station while some love speech getting around.... No bikin today and no sunshiny beach bikini photo fiesta next week ... All in all it's just an other brick in the wall ...

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After 3 hours and no choice !!!
And you're still alive ??
Women ... really difficult to understand !

hahaha!
it's clear that it is one of your first times you go shopping with a girl !!!

3 hours and no choice !!!
ya wallah a7wel.
Bikini c'est du n'importe koi!!